Christopher Hagen
George Stark
Rex Linn
Sheriff / Narrator
Brett Rickaby
Charlie Blanche
John Aylward
Pastor Wilson
Jay Patterson
Doctor Harper
Amick Byram
Marcus Thornton
Dennis Haskins
Snake Oil Salesman
Christopher Lloyd
Doc Brown
Gilbert Gottfried
Abraham Lincoln
Ewan McGregor
Cowboy at Fair
John Michael Higgins
Dandy #1
Ardy Brent Carlson
Cowboay Ardy
Tatanka Means
Other Apache
Ivan Brutsche
Angry Cowboy
Bob Jesser
Cowboy at Table
Franklin Broderick Spencer
Dirty Cowboy
Mike Salazar
6 year old Albert
Kevin Wiggins
Ruth's Cowboy Client
Jackamoe Buzzell
Other Cowboy
Gerry Carthy
Barn Dance Band
Zoltan Duo
Barn Dance Band
Allan K. Edgar
Barn Dance Band
Mark Ericksen
Barn Dance Band
Jack Klintworth
Barn Dance Band
Kit Murray
Barn Dance Band
Chris Smith
Barn Dance Band
Kayla Armgardt
Barn Dancer
Susan Baker-Dillingham
Barn Dancer
Ashlee Carrasco
Barn Dancer
Stephanie Dyke
Barn Dancer
Kevin Gallacher
Barn Dancer
Joseph Gonzales
Barn Dancer
Dominic Guerra
Barn Dancer
Jonathan Guise
Barn Dancer
Kelsey Paschich
Barn Dancer
Tessa Peterson
Barn Dancer
Andrew Pirozzi
Barn Dancer
Vladimir Conde Reche
Barn Dancer
Robbie Rodriguez
Barn Dancer
Kelly Ruggiero
Barn Dancer
Alex Michael Stoll
Barn Dancer
Kimberly White
Barn Dancer
Charlie Williams
Barn Dancer
Giacomo Zafarano
Barn Dancer
Jonathan Prattes
Barn Dancer
Preston Bailey
12 Year Old Albert (uncredited)
Belle Shouse
12 Year Old Girl (uncredited)
Challen Cates
Female Passenger (uncredited)
Catherine Shu
Chinese Girl (uncredited)
Johnny Otto
Cowboy (uncredited)
Mae Whitman
Prostitute (uncredited)
Patrick Stewart
Dream Voice (voice) (uncredited)
Bill Maher
Barn Dance Comedian (uncredited)
Jamie Foxx
Django (uncredited)
Allyn Rachel
Wild Girl (uncredited)
Kaley Cuoco
Woman in the Store (uncredited)
Ryan Reynolds
Man Killed by Clinch in Bar (uncredited)