All Cast
Éric Cantona
Self
Steve Evets
Eric Bishop
Stephanie Bishop
Lily
John Henshaw
Meatballs
Gerard Kearns
Ryan
Stefan Gumbs
Jess
Lucy-Jo Hudson
Sam
Justin Moorhouse
Spleen
Matthew McNulty
Young Eric
Smug Roberts
Smug
Mick Ferry
Judge
Max Beesley Snr
Eric's Father
Steve Marsh
Zac
Ryan Pope
Fenner
Cleveland Campbell
Buzz
Laura Ainsworth
Young Lily
Julie Brown
Nurse
Des Sharples
Jack
Greg Cook
Monk
Johnny Travis
Travis