Adam Sandler
Schecky Moskowitz
Scott LaRose
Dickie Diamond
Tom Hodges
Bob / Schecky's Mother
Adam Rifkin
Croaker / Miss Spain
Burt Young
General Noriega
Ricky Paull Goldin
Terrorist Without Shirt
Warren Selko
Terrorist with Mustache
Laura Mraz
Miss Kansas / Liz
Elizabeth Primm
Miss Louisiana / Bunny Miller
Stacey Marie Palmer
Miss Jamaica / Chickie
Lisa C. Vendetti
Miss Israel / Bluebell
Catherine Satterwhite
Miss Arkansas / Pammy
Milton Berle
Himself (uncredited)