All Cast

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

Victoria English

Paula Garcés

Paula Garcés

Gloria Torrez

Sarah Carter

Sarah Carter

Kristen Haas

Simon Rex

Simon Rex

Derek

Geoffrey Arend

Geoffrey Arend

Dax / Mother / Photographer

Alexis Thorpe

Alexis Thorpe

Morgan

Bianca Lawson

Bianca Lawson

Monique

Kerri Kenney

Kerri Kenney

Kathy Johnson

Diva Zappa

Diva Zappa

Babs Cohen

Greg Cipes

Greg Cipes

Reed

Randy Spelling

Randy Spelling

Kelly

Holly Valance

Holly Valance

Jessica

Alison MacInnis

Alison MacInnis

Leslie

Sofía Vergara

Sofía Vergara

FHM Hostess

Carmen Electra

Carmen Electra

Herself

Lin Shaye

Lin Shaye

Miss Prin

Taylor Negron

Taylor Negron

Professor Milchik

Rick Overton

Rick Overton

Janitor Jones

Julia Lehman

Julia Lehman

Heather

Kyle Richards

Kyle Richards

Lisa

Noureen DeWulf

Noureen DeWulf

Poo Poo

Amanda Aday

Amanda Aday

Maxine Picker

Amanda Rowan

Amanda Rowan

Trista

Sarai Howard

Sarai Howard

Tonya

Keith Hudson

Keith Hudson

Erik

Dieter Meier

Dieter Meier

Gamsie

Beau Beasley

Beau Beasley

Gay Guy

Justin Jackson

Justin Jackson

Michael

Sam E. Goldberg

Sam E. Goldberg

Teddy the Nerd

Rick Najera

Rick Najera

Buford Gomez

Elizabeth Daily

Elizabeth Daily

Catherine Johnson

Suzanna Rosado

Suzanna Rosado

Cute Girl #1

Tanisha Hernandez

Tanisha Hernandez

Cute Girl #2

William Heins

William Heins

Eddie Johnson

Olympia Kricos

Olympia Kricos

Female Student

Keri Bruno

Keri Bruno

Fern

Mayra Veronica

Mayra Veronica

FHM Model

Cayleen Davies

Cayleen Davies

Gamma Pledge #1

Jaclyn Matthus

Jaclyn Matthus

Goth Girl #1

Chira Cassel

Chira Cassel

Goth Girl #2

Tania Jimenez

Tania Jimenez

Goth Girl #3

Allen Choate

Allen Choate

Hairy Guy

April Henry

April Henry

Irish Girl

Jiannina Castro

Jiannina Castro

Irish Girl's Friend

Dustin Mangas

Dustin Mangas

Jock Student

Eugenio Derbez

Eugenio Derbez

Jose

Miriam Kulick

Miriam Kulick

Judith Cohen

J.J. Wilson

J.J. Wilson

Mr. Haas

Chad Muska

Chad Muska

MTV Editor

Ari Belinski

Ari Belinski

Producer

Preston Lacy

Preston Lacy

Randy

Betheny Merola

Betheny Merola

Smoking Girl #1

Yvonne Gougelet

Yvonne Gougelet

Smoking Girl #2

Jasmine Waltz

Jasmine Waltz

Smoking Girl #3

Alexis Barbara

Alexis Barbara

Soda Girl #1

Cleveland Marcus Walton

Cleveland Marcus Walton

Tri Pi Guy #1

Andrew Phillips

Andrew Phillips

Tri Pi Guy #2

Sam Maccarone

Sam Maccarone

Tucker

Cheryl Graham

Cheryl Graham

Waspy Girl #1

Lily Brawner

Lily Brawner

Waspy Girl #2

Kirsten Gustitus

Kirsten Gustitus

Waspy Girl #3

Shamron Moore

Shamron Moore

Brenda

Jennifer Elise Cox

Jennifer Elise Cox

VJ Outside FHM Party

Angela Dodson

Angela Dodson

Jenny

Camille Langfield

Camille Langfield

Mary at Nude Sorority

Daisy Hamilton

Daisy Hamilton

Daisy

April Florio

April Florio

Gamma Girl

Keren Gilbert

Keren Gilbert

Girl at FHM Party

Evan Scott Golden

Evan Scott Golden

Student

Andrew M. Phillips

Andrew M. Phillips

Frat Guy #1

Eric Raddatz

Eric Raddatz

Clubber

Mickey Mickey

Mickey Mickey

Heather

Dustin Clingan

Dustin Clingan

SBU Student

Jay Gutierrez

Jay Gutierrez

Frat Guy

Hali Lula Hudson

Hali Lula Hudson

Goth Girl

Cristy Joy Slavis

Cristy Joy Slavis

Student

Allison Weissman

Allison Weissman

Samantha

Aitch Alberto

Aitch Alberto

Boyfriend

Aitch Alberto

Aitch Alberto

'Not' Straight Guy

Angel Anes

Angel Anes

Angel

Trisha Carman

Trisha Carman

Sorority Girl

Raul de Molina

Raul de Molina

Older Catering Guy

Kelly Ehlert

Kelly Ehlert

Student

Seth Harris Gordon

Seth Harris Gordon

SBU Student

Eric Jimenez

Eric Jimenez

Student

Daniel J. Loht

Daniel J. Loht

Food Fighter

Frantisek Mach

Frantisek Mach

Paparazzi

Liam Mason

Liam Mason

Host

Brooke Newton

Brooke Newton

Hot Chick

Jennifer Perez

Jennifer Perez

Pretty Girl in Nightclub

Nathan Pitkanen

Nathan Pitkanen

SBU Student

Nicky Hilton

Nicky Hilton

Nicky

Athena Stamos

Athena Stamos

SBU Student

Vitaliy Versace

Vitaliy Versace

Boyfriend