All Cast
Paris Hilton
Victoria English
Paula Garcés
Gloria Torrez
Sarah Carter
Kristen Haas
Simon Rex
Derek
Geoffrey Arend
Dax / Mother / Photographer
Alexis Thorpe
Morgan
Bianca Lawson
Monique
Kerri Kenney
Kathy Johnson
Diva Zappa
Babs Cohen
Greg Cipes
Reed
Randy Spelling
Kelly
Holly Valance
Jessica
Alison MacInnis
Leslie
Sofía Vergara
FHM Hostess
Carmen Electra
Herself
Lin Shaye
Miss Prin
Taylor Negron
Professor Milchik
Rick Overton
Janitor Jones
Julia Lehman
Heather
Kyle Richards
Lisa
Noureen DeWulf
Poo Poo
Amanda Aday
Maxine Picker
Amanda Rowan
Trista
Sarai Howard
Tonya
Keith Hudson
Erik
Dieter Meier
Gamsie
Beau Beasley
Gay Guy
Justin Jackson
Michael
Sam E. Goldberg
Teddy the Nerd
Rick Najera
Buford Gomez
E. G. Daily
Catherine Johnson
Suzanna Rosado
Cute Girl #1
Tanisha Hernandez
Cute Girl #2
William Heins
Eddie Johnson
Olympia Kricos
Female Student
Keri Bruno
Fern
Mayra Veronica
FHM Model
Cayleen Davies
Gamma Pledge #1
Jaclyn Matthus
Goth Girl #1
Chira Cassel
Goth Girl #2
Tania Jimenez
Goth Girl #3
Allen Choate
Hairy Guy
April Henry
Irish Girl
Jiannina Castro
Irish Girl's Friend
Dustin Mangas
Jock Student
Eugenio Derbez
Jose
Miriam Kulick
Judith Cohen
J.J. Wilson
Mr. Haas
Chad Muska
MTV Editor
Ari Belinski
Producer
Preston Lacy
Randy
Betheny Merola
Smoking Girl #1
Yvonne Gougelet
Smoking Girl #2
Jasmine Waltz
Smoking Girl #3
Alexis Barbara
Soda Girl #1
Cleveland Marcus Walton
Tri Pi Guy #1
Andrew Phillips
Tri Pi Guy #2
Sam Maccarone
Tucker
Cheryl Graham
Waspy Girl #1
Lily Brawner
Waspy Girl #2
Kirsten Gustitus
Waspy Girl #3
Shamron Moore
Brenda
Jennifer Elise Cox
VJ Outside FHM Party
Angela Dodson
Jenny
Camille Langfield
Mary at Nude Sorority
Daisy Hamilton
Daisy
April Florio
Gamma Girl
Keren Gilbert
Girl at FHM Party
Evan Scott Golden
Student
Andrew M. Phillips
Frat Guy #1
Eric Raddatz
Clubber
Mickey Mickey
Heather
Dustin Clingan
SBU Student
Jay Gutierrez
Frat Guy
Hali Lula Hudson
Goth Girl
Cristy Joy Slavis
Student
Allison Weissman
Samantha
Aitch Alberto
Boyfriend
Aitch Alberto
'Not' Straight Guy
Angel Anes
Angel
Trisha Carman
Sorority Girl
Raul de Molina
Older Catering Guy
Kelly Ehlert
Student
Seth Harris Gordon
SBU Student
Eric Jimenez
Student
Daniel J. Loht
Food Fighter
Frantisek Mach
Paparazzi
Liam Mason
Host
Brooke Newton
Hot Chick
Jennifer Perez
Pretty Girl in Nightclub
Nathan Pitkanen
SBU Student
Nicky Hilton
Nicky
Athena Stamos
SBU Student
