Richard Riehle
Principal Beasely
Sharon Barr
Libby Starling
Shelley Winters
Mrs. Collins
Siobhan Fallon Hogan
Heather
Mark L. Taylor
Russell Cadbury
Sean Whalen
Carl Wayne Bishop
William Newman
Judge D'Angelo
Susan Lentini
Judge Swartz
Jay Kogen
Russell's Assistant
Paul Michael Thorpe
Goliath
Michael Reid MacKay
Steer Shack Employee
David McMillan
Friendly Falafel Employee
Saemi Nakamura
Wiener Boy Employee
Efren Ramirez
Pirate Pete's Employee
Spike Feresten
Folk Singer (as Michael Feresten)
Fritz Mashimo
Japanese Suicide Man
George Christy
Dr. Brookings
Andrew Dice Clay
Uncle Sal (uncredited)
Rick Ducommun
The Real Frank (uncredited)
Gene LeBell
Security Guard (uncredited)