All Cast
Jim Dale
Christopher Columbus
Bernard Cribbins
Mordecai Mendoza
Maureen Lipman
Countess Esmeralda
Peter Richardson
Bart Columbus
Alexei Sayle
Achmed
Rik Mayall
The Sultan
Charles Fleischer
Pontiac
Larry Miller
The Chief
Nigel Planer
The Wazir
Leslie Phillips
King Ferdinand
June Whitfield
Queen Isabella of Castille
Julian Clary
Don Juan Diego
Sara Crowe
Fatima
Holly Aird
Maria
Keith Allen
Pepi the Poisoner
Daniel Peacock
Tonto the Torch
Chris Langham
Hubba
Rebecca Lacey
Chiquita
Jack Douglas
Marco the Cereal Killer
Don Henderson
The Bosun
Peter Gordeno
The Shaman
Martin Clunes
Martin
Burt Kwouk
Wang
Allan Corduner
Sam
Jon Pertwee
Duke of Costa Brava
Tony Slattery
Baba the Messenger
Richard Wilson
Don Juan Felipe
James Faulkner
Torquemada
Sara Stockbridge
Nina the Model
Philip Herbert
Ginger
Andrew Bailey
Genghis
Don Maclean
Inquisitor with Ham Sandwiches
Dave Freeman
Inquisitor 1
Duncan Duff
Inquisitor 2
Jonathan Tafler
Inquisitor 3
James Pertwee
Inquisitor 4
Toby Dale
Inquisitor 5
Michael Hobbs
Inquisitor 6
Su Douglas
Countess Joanna
John Antrobus
Manservant
Lynda Baron
Meg
Nej Adamson
Fayid
Mark Arden
Mark
Selva Rasalingam
Abdullah
Harold Berens
Cecil the Torturer
Peter Gilmore
Governor of the Canaries
Marc Sinden
Captain Perez
Reed Martin
Poca Hontas
Prudence Solomon
Ha Ha