Jonathan Bennett
Van Wilder
Nestor Aaron Absera
Farley
Kurt Fuller
Dean Charles Reardon
Nick Nicotera
Corporal Benedict
Sarah 'So' Oliver
Hot Girl
Amanda Best
Hot Freshman Girl
Dennis Luciani
Professor Downs
Leland L. Jones
Reverend Dawkins (as Leland Jones)
Mike Pniewski
General Thomas (as Mike Pinewski)