All Cast
Jonathan Bennett
Van Wilder
Linden Ashby
Vance Sr.
Kristin Cavallari
Kaitlin
Nestor Aaron Absera
Farley
Kurt Fuller
Dean Charles Reardon
Steve Talley
Dick Arnold
Jerry Shea
Yu Dum Fok
Meredith Giangrande
Eve
Nick Nicotera
Corporal Benedict
Brett Rice
Sergeant Hayes
Yvette Rachelle
Blondie
Sarah 'So' Oliver
Hot Girl
Amanda Best
Hot Freshman Girl
Mike Brune
Irving Peppler
Irene Keng
Dongmei
Dennis Luciani
Professor Downs
Leland L. Jones
Reverend Dawkins (as Leland Jones)
