All Cast
Joe Mantegna
Joey Franelli
Martin Sheen
Jeff Snyder
Joanna Pacula
Brenda Franelli
Rod Steiger
The President
Joe Piscopo
Mr. Wareman
Ryan Thomas Johnson
The Slug
Joshua Schaefer
Mickey Boyle
Michael Bower
Frank Pescoe
Kate Mulgrew
Mrs. Pescoe
Wanda De Jesus
Leslie Moore
Michael Talbott
Scumbag
Ben Livingston
Willie
Don Pugsley
Thug
Kelly Morgan
Norman
John Snee
Benny
Rebecca Budig
Patty Conrad
Robert Alan Beuth
Agent Bob