All Cast
Claudia Christian
Elizabeth 'Liz'
Valerie Breiman
Phil
Brian Belknap
Gravedigger
Peter Berg
Gardener
Jeff Conaway
Taxi driver
Dee Coppola
Mom
Samantha Culp
Bug girl
Charlie Sheen
Narrator
Tom Hodges
Aunt Sparkle / Butler
Laurianne Jameson
Housekeeper / murderous woman on beach
Sydney Lassick
Dad
Robert Munic
Prince / Jester
Danielle von Zerneck
Adult Bug Girl