All Cast
Gary Lundy
Adam Harris

Larry Miller
Mr. Frankfurt Dickwalder

Lea Thompson
Cathleen Harris

Tara Reid
Ellen Harris

Kayla Ewell
Cara

Talan Torriero
Scott

Norm Macdonald
Mr. Rigetti

Clint Howard
Lionel Huffer

Chuck Carter
Tate

Taryn Southern
Isha

Lindsey Axelsson
Laura

Jessica Morris
Denise

Jackson Rathbone
Snippy
Brett Claywell
Carl Smith

Derek Mio
Ralph Lee Cheng
Mike Dunay
Brian Saxton

Texas Battle
Lamar Washington

Karen Y. McClain
Ms. Minn

Ted Lange
Reverend
Kendall Carly Browne
Blanche
Netta Most
Hippy Chick

Earl Billings
Lamar's Father

Tom Yi
Mr. Lee Cheng

Russell Peters
Uncle Todd

Jerod Mixon
Barry The Shithouse

Jamal Mixon
Harry the Shithouse
Jami Miller
Model #1

Dita de Leon
Model #2

Diane Hudock
Model #3
Melissa Butts
Sharon / Administrator
