All Cast

David Arquette

David Arquette

Gordie Boggs

Scott Caan

Scott Caan

Sean Dawkins

Chris Owen

Chris Owen

Isaac

Oliver Platt

Oliver Platt

Jimmy King

Rose McGowan

Rose McGowan

Sasha

Joe Pantoliano

Joe Pantoliano

Titus Sinclair

Caroline Rhea

Caroline Rhea

Eugenia King

Ellen Albertini Dow

Ellen Albertini Dow

Mrs. MacKenzie

Lewis Arquette

Lewis Arquette

Fred King

Bill Goldberg

Bill Goldberg

Himself (as Goldberg)

Page Falkinburg Jr.

Page Falkinburg Jr.

Himself (as DDP)

Richard Lineback

Richard Lineback

Mr. Boggs

Martin Landau

Martin Landau

Sal Bandini

Tait Smith

Tait Smith

Frankie King

Kathleen Freeman

Kathleen Freeman

Jane King

Ahmet Zappa

Ahmet Zappa

Cashier

John Cena

John Cena

Himself (Uncredited)

Steve Borden

Steve Borden

Sting

Scott Bigelow

Scott Bigelow

Bam Bam Bigelow

Randy Poffo

Randy Poffo

Himself (as Macho Man Randy Savage)

Booker Huffman, Jr.

Booker Huffman, Jr.

Booker T

Sid Eudy

Sid Eudy

Sid Vicious

Eduardo Hernández

Eduardo Hernández

Juventud Guerrera

Curt Hennig

Curt Hennig

Himself

Glenn Gilbertti

Glenn Gilbertti

Disco Inferno

Peter Gruner Jr.

Peter Gruner Jr.

Billy Kidman

Charles Ashenoff

Charles Ashenoff

Konnan

Chris Klucsarits

Chris Klucsarits

Stunt Double

Óscar Gutiérrez

Óscar Gutiérrez

Rey Mysterio, Jr.

Perry Satullo

Perry Satullo

Perry Saturn

Mike Hayner

Mike Hayner

Prince Iaukea

Mark Hildreth

Mark Hildreth

Van Hammer

Stephanie Bellars

Stephanie Bellars

Gorgeous George

Gregory Shane Helms

Gregory Shane Helms

Stunt Double

Michael Buffer

Michael Buffer

Himself

Gene Okerlund

Gene Okerlund

Himself

Tony Schiavone

Tony Schiavone

Himself

Mike Tenay

Mike Tenay

Himself

Charles Robinson

Charles Robinson

Referee

Billy Silverman

Billy Silverman

Referee

Chae An

Chae An

Chae

Teri Byrne

Teri Byrne

Fyre

Melissa Bellin

Melissa Bellin

Storm

Melissa Bellin

Melissa Bellin

Spice

Sharmell Huffman

Sharmell Huffman

Storm

Vanessa Sullivan

Vanessa Sullivan

Tygress

Julia Schultz

Julia Schultz

Kitty