All Cast
Stuart Ashen
Ashens
Richard Sandling
Richard
Warwick Davis
Himself
Robert Llewellyn
The Professor
Victoria Broom
The Maiden in Black
Chris Kendall
Nemesis
Millie Reeves
Ashley
Emma Croft
Counter Girl
Dan Tomlinson
Geoffrey Excellence
Mawaan Rizwan
Iqbal / Mother Iqbal
Sule Rimi
Chef Brilliance
Louis Waymouth
Knighthood
Stuart Matthews
Security Guard