All Cast
Stuart Ashen
Ashens
Richard Sandling
Richard
Warwick Davis
Himself
Robert Llewellyn
The Professor
Victoria Broom
The Maiden in Black
Chris Kendall
Nemesis
Millie Reeves
Ashley
Emma Croft
Counter Girl
Dan Tomlinson
Geoffrey Excellence
Mawaan Rizwan
Iqbal / Mother Iqbal
Sule Rimi
Chef Brilliance
Louis Waymouth
Knighthood
Stuart Matthews
Security Guard
Fawn Mead
The Fan
Thomas Atherton
Prisoner
Richard Ball
Revis
Christopher Bingham
Spoonboy
Mathew Buck
Film Brain
Larry Bundy Jr.
Guru Larry
Dick Bush
Nurse
Kayleigh Cousins
Bar Girl
Luke Cutforth
Self
Simon Davis
Police Officer
Myles Dyer
Scientist
Kerry Gilbert
Marian
Ali Jardine
Hoodie