Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)
Morgan Freeman
Patrick Meighan
John Carroll Lynch
Tom Jessup
Dennis Haysbert
Fertility Doctor
Patrick Stewart
Narrator (voice)
Kate McKinnon
Kate McKinnon
Bobby Moynihan
Bobby Moynihan
Sebastian Arcelus
Dr. Ed Danzer
Jay Patterson
Karl Jackson
Nana Visitor
Adoption Agent
Craig Ricci Shaynak
Blind Guy
Lauren Sánchez
Boston Newscaster
William Xifaras
Boston Neighbor
Curtis Stigers
Wedding Singer
Michael Steven Costello
Jury Foreman
Bart A. Piscitello Jr.
Bailiff
Robert Holfelder
Band Leader
Kate Gustafson
Hasbro CEO Assistant
Jeffrey Stubblefield
Pundit
Lenny Clarke
Cop (Boston PD)
Chris Neville
Cop (Boston PD)
Rachael MacFarlane
Meighan Assistant
Christy Scott Cashman
Reporter
Joseph J. Micucci
Nerd (Wedgie)
Josiah Blount
Comic Con Fan
Johnny Alves
Security Guard
Silvio Cuadra
Security Guard
Matthew J. Walters
Hellboy
Scott Wahle
Film Executive
John Viener
Police Dispatcher
Kate B. O'Brien
Diner Waitress
Billy Concha
Bachelor Party Guest
Andrew Torres
Jump Rope Guy
Luke Adams
Wedding Announcer
Tara Strong
Ted Toy (voice)
Brittany O'Connor
Cake Girl (uncredited)
Julie Schmid
Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Rose Wakesho
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Katie McCabe
Hot Comic Con Girl (uncredited)
Stanis Krista Ames
Courthouse Spectator (uncredited)
Claudia Zielke
Baroness Girl (uncredited)
Alexandra Creteau
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Vincent M. Biscione
Ted's Court Gallery (uncredited)
Kt Baldassaro
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Laura-Elise Barrett
Booth Girl (uncredited)
Anissa Borrego
Flash Girl (uncredited)
Roseny Carrero
My Little Pony Booth Girl (uncredited)
John Franchi
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Chia Chen
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Lexie Contursi
Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Chassidy Cox
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Nea Dune
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Diana Emuge
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Michelle Fonseca
Courtroom Observer (uncredited)
Enku Gubaie
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
London Hall
Reporter (uncredited)
Isabel Wagner
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Sandra Yap
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Isabella Sanchez
Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
Sagan Rose
Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Elizabeth Pollard
Fairy at Comic Con (uncredited)
Tina Grimm
Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
Kim Mulhauser
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Olivia McCarthy
Booth Girl (uncredited)
Sophie Mazzaro
Fox Booth Girl (uncredited)
Anna Maiche
Kissing Couple (uncredited)
Kandiss Lewis
Scat Pack Girl #2 (uncredited)
Toi'ya Leatherwood
Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Christopher Weigel
Well Wisher (uncredited)
Zola Williams
Dancer (uncredited)
Ronald Boone
Yacht Guest (uncredited)
Noelle Trudeau
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Lance Norris
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Susan Garfield
Woman at Diner (uncredited)
Dustin Christenson
Attendee (uncredited)