All Cast
Mark Neely
Howard Markel
Terry Farrell
Jenell Johnson
Clarence Gilyard Jr.
James B. White
David D'Arnal
Dimitri Suslov
Norman Alden
Coach Elam
Virginia Capers
Velma
Jon Cypher
John C. Roosevelt
Barry Corbin
Walt Warner / Jenell's Pa
Tina Andrews
Justine
Matthew Licht
Young Dimitri
Alexander Polinsky
Young Howard
Kelly Meadows
Young Jenell
Melanie Lasher
Pretty Little Girl
Darius Lawrence
Young James B.
Susan Luck
Muffy
Tally Chanel
Sexy Girl
Becky LeBeau
Shower Girl
Sheila Lussier
Sexy Girl
Henry Harris
Cop
Billy Barty
The Little Russian
Michael Berryman
Acme Labs Man
David Nelson
Current Resident