All Cast
Steve Howey
Stan Helsing
Diora Baird
Nadine
Kenan Thompson
Teddy
Desi Lydic
Mia
Leslie Nielsen
Kay
Travis MacDonald
Hitcher
Darren Moore
Crazy
Jeremy Crittenden
Altar Boy
Ben Cotton
Fweddy
Twan Holliday
Pleatherface
Charles Zuckermann
Needlehead
Lee Tichon
Michael Criers
Ken Kirzinger
Mason
Jeff Gulka
Lucky
Chad Krowchuk
Sully
Ray G. Thunderchild
Husband
Hilary Strang
Hippie Lady
Ildiko Ferenczi
Bride #3
Denise Poole
Bride #1
Holly Eglington
Bride #2
John Burnside
Security Guard
James Ashcroft
Dead Body
Zorianna Kit
Herself
Tara Wilson
Screaming Woman
Elysia Rotaru
Hot Girl #1
Kathryn Kirkpatrick
Bathroom Lady
Nathan Dashwood
Busboy
Grayson Gabriel
Michael Jackson
Kit Zenga
Orphan
Colin Foo
Choking Old Man
Bo Zenga
Director
John DeSantis
Frankenstein's Monster
Ryan Steele
Wolfman
Chris Shields
Barack Obama
Steven Garr
Vendor
Duane Dickinson
Fire Patron
Kelsey McIlroy
Teenager in movie store
Alain Chanoine
Guy #1
Robin Nielsen
Employee #1
Lara Babalola
Employee #2
Aaron Rota
Hockey Boy / Kid #1
Zainab Musa
Girl #1
Jessica Olafson
Hot Girl #2
Jon Johnson
Afroman