Up the Chastity Belt
Jan 14 1972
•2h 34m
•Comedy
A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...
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Frankie Howerd
Lurkalot/Richard the Lionheart

Graham Crowden
Sir Coward de Custard

Bill Fraser
Sir Braggart de Bombast

Roy Hudd
Nick the Pick
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