All Cast
Dennis Farina
Marty
Paul Campbell
Phil
Marika Domińczyk
Bambi
Larry Miller
Pike
Wesley Jonathan
Alonzo
Nick Lashaway
Ace
Robert Hoffman
Clyde
Josh Dean
Freddy
Bruce Altman
Norman
Lisa Darr
Laurie
Richard Kind
Dave Weiner
Brooke Shields
Mrs. Hart
Rob Moran
Stanley Ormanski
Carlos Lacámara
Julio
Markus Toure Boddie
Dr. Feel It
James Jamison
Reverend Leonard
Tom Gross
Main Event Announcer
Jennifer Summers
Serious Looking Girl
Jeanette Puhich
Beehive Hair Woman
Erin Hiatt
Scantily Clad Girl
Carole Taylor
Elderly Woman
Terence Goodman
Mr. White
Zen Gesner
Police Officer Sinbad
Helen White
Elderly Lady
Kevin Bruce
Store Manager
Chris Persky
Elliot the Taylor
Candido Abeyta
Hispanic Manager
Yolanda Stange
Neighbor #1
Howard Hong
Neighbor #2
Reb Fleming
Neighbor #3
Charan Prabhakar
Neighbor #4
Jeff Olson
Neighbor #5
Cami Bay
Female Tanning Attendant
Carly Craig
Museum Landlord
Gary Neilson
Colonel Hart
Josh Richardson
Announcer
Liz Edmiston
Female Customer
Joshua Howard
Tanning Bed Guy
Vanh Chandra
Hairstylist
Donald S. Campbell
Shopper