All Cast

Justin Long

Justin Long

Wallace Bryton

Michael Parks

Michael Parks

Howard Howe

Genesis Rodriguez

Genesis Rodriguez

Allison

Haley Joel Osment

Haley Joel Osment

Teddy

Ralph Garman

Ralph Garman

Frank Garmin

Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp

Guy Lapointe

Harley Quinn Smith

Harley Quinn Smith

Colleen McKenzie / Girl Clerk #1

Lily-Rose Depp

Lily-Rose Depp

Colleen Collette / Girl Clerk #2

Matthew Shively

Matthew Shively

Young Howard Howe

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

Gimli Slider Waitress

Harley Morenstein

Harley Morenstein

Border Agent

Douglas Banks

Douglas Banks

Kill Bill Kid

Zak Knutson

Zak Knutson

Ernest Hemingway

Ashley Greene

Ashley Greene

Convenient Store Customer