All Cast

Justin Long
Wallace Bryton

Michael Parks
Howard Howe

Genesis Rodriguez
Allison

Haley Joel Osment
Teddy

Ralph Garman
Frank Garmin

Johnny Depp
Guy Lapointe

Harley Quinn Smith
Colleen McKenzie / Girl Clerk #1

Lily-Rose Depp
Colleen Collette / Girl Clerk #2
Matthew Shively
Young Howard Howe

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
Gimli Slider Waitress

Harley Morenstein
Border Agent
Douglas Banks
Kill Bill Kid
Zak Knutson
Ernest Hemingway
