Danny DeVito
Chief Wyatt Rash
Jamie Lee Curtis
Rona Mace
Casey Affleck
Bobby Calzone
William Fichtner
Phil Dearly
Peter Dobson
Lt. Feege Gruber
Paul Ben-Victor
Deputy Tony Carlucci
Paul Schulze
Deputy Jimmy D.
Mark Pellegrino
Murph Calzone
Raymond O'Connor
Father Tom Stowick
Robert Arce
Doctor Schwartz
Brittany Peterson
Maria Lasala
Philip Perlman
Charm Motel Cashier
Brian Doyle-Murray
Tow Truck Driver
Yul Vazquez
French Instructor
Danielle Camastra
White Trash Golfer (uncredited)