Mary Crosby
Samantha Gregory
Junior Walker
Lester Diamond
Susan Tyrrell
Nikki Morton
Bobcat Goldthwait
Get Rich Quick Guy
Lyle Alzado
You'll Never Make It In Show Biz guy
Brian James
The Blender Children
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Himself
Courtney Love
Norman's Spanker (uncredited)
Xander Berkeley
Ricky Fell
John Marshall Jones
Hitman #2
Milton Selzer
Merlin Hinkle
Zander Schloss
Heavy Metal Fan
Jo Harvey Allen
Madame Olga
Coati Mundi
Bald Executive
Patrick O'Neill
Student Journalist
Scott St. James
News Reporter
Doug E. Fresh
Record Executive
Ed Pansullo
Video Protector
Steve McCambridge
Window Washer
Jennifer Balgobin
Calypso Dancer
Michael Franco
T-Shirt Vendor
Jeannine Bisignano
Foxy Extra
David Anthony Higgins
Visual Aplomb
Steve Higgins
Visual Aplomb
Jim Ward
Dutch Reagan (voice)
Joe Cosentino
Stu Beaumont
James Strong
Young Swanky Modes
Billy Ferrick
Cube Squared
Thomas Persson
Cube Squared