
Mobsters and Mormons
Sep 09 2005
•2h 33m
•Comedy, Action
When Carmine “The Beans” Pasquale is nabbed by the FBI, he decides to testify against his mafia boss and go into the Witness Relocation Program with his wife Gina and son Vincent. Now known as George, Linda and Patrick Cheeseman, the Pasquale family is sent to suburban Utah to begin their new life. But can the “Cheesemans” survive in a world where everyone is Mormon, all coffee is bad and scrapbooking reigns supreme?
Cast
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Mark DeCarlo
Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale / George Cheeseman
Jeanette Puhich
Gina Pasquale / Linda Cheeseman
Clayton Taylor
Vincent Pasquale / Patrick Cheeseman

Scott Christopher
Michael Jaymes
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