All Cast
Jon Cryer
Andrew Morenski / Max Hauser
Keith Coogan
Patrick Morenski
Annabeth Gish
Ryan Campbell
Tim Quill
Kevin O'Roarke
Oliver Cotton
Hit-Man
John Spencer
Bakey
Gretchen Cryer
Lucy Morenski
Anne Pitoniak
Grandma Jennie Morenski
Jack Gilpin
Dr. Gusick
Lou Walker
Ezzard Williams
Joy Behar
Gertrude
Nancy Fish
Mrs. Billings
Ned Eisenberg
Rodriguez
Claude Brooks
Clinton
Marita Geraghty
Janie Rooney
