All Cast

Sacha Baron Cohen

Sacha Baron Cohen

Kyle 'Nobby' Butcher

Mark Strong

Mark Strong

Agent Sebastian Graves

Isla Fisher

Isla Fisher

Jodie Figgis

Penélope Cruz

Penélope Cruz

Rhonda George

Rebel Wilson

Rebel Wilson

Dawn Grobham

Gabourey Sidibe

Gabourey Sidibe

Banu

Annabelle Wallis

Annabelle Wallis

Marianne

Nick Sampson

Nick Sampson

WHN Newscaster

David Harewood

David Harewood

Black Gareth

Scott Adkins

Scott Adkins

Pavel Lukashenko

Sam Hazeldine

Sam Hazeldine

Chilcott

Tamsin Egerton

Tamsin Egerton

Carla

Johnny Vegas

Johnny Vegas

Milky Pimms

Alex Lanipekun

Alex Lanipekun

Special Branch Agent

Eileen Davies

Eileen Davies

Mrs. Wearham

Rory Keenan

Rory Keenan

James Thurbeck

Zak Sutcliffe

Zak Sutcliffe

Luke

Nick Boraine

Nick Boraine

Joris Smit

Lex Shrapnel

Lex Shrapnel

Steven Marber

John Thomson

John Thomson

Bob Tolliver

Ricky Tomlinson

Ricky Tomlinson

Paedo Pete

Barkhad Abdi

Barkhad Abdi

Tabansi Nyagura

Peter Baynham

Peter Baynham

Traffic Warden

Rebecca Front

Rebecca Front

Lady at Worldcure Event

Miles Jupp

Miles Jupp

Policeman

Sam Redford

Sam Redford

Officer on Megaphone

Jamie B. Chambers

Jamie B. Chambers

Assassin #1

Freddie Crowder

Freddie Crowder

Tsunami

Jon-Jon Lockwood

Jon-Jon Lockwood

Jason

Shaun Thomas

Shaun Thomas

Skeletor

Claudia Adshead

Claudia Adshead

Britney

David James

David James

Jordan Beder

Margaret Jackman

Margaret Jackman

Doris

Lewis Johnson

Lewis Johnson

Young Nobby

Gabriel Palmer

Gabriel Palmer

Young Sebastian

Steve Scott

Steve Scott

News Reporter

Jorge de Juan

Jorge de Juan

Javier Alvarez

Matthew Baldwin

Matthew Baldwin

Fake Radcliffe

Yusuf Hofri

Yusuf Hofri

Shlomo Khalidi

Bob Cryer

Bob Cryer

News Reporter

Kyle Rowe

Kyle Rowe

Britney's Boyfriend

Miles Evans

Miles Evans

Django Unchained

Amaan Hendricks

Amaan Hendricks

Gangnam Style

Mika Behrman

Mika Behrman

Nobby's Daughter

Laura Thérèse

Laura Thérèse

Stella Artois

Janie Booth

Janie Booth

Shouting Woman

Ian Davies

Ian Davies

Policeman

Jason Furnival

Jason Furnival

Priest

Paul Thornley

Paul Thornley

Clive Graves

Joanna Bobin

Joanna Bobin

Mrs. Graves

Sam Hazeldine

Sam Hazeldine

Jeremy Chilcott

Nathan Noel Jukes

Nathan Noel Jukes

Stabber

Ryan Pickard

Ryan Pickard

Snookerball Kid

Callum Joseph King-Chadwick

Callum Joseph King-Chadwick

Sanjiv

John Bradley

John Bradley

Derrick Fellner

Feyi Babalola

Feyi Babalola

African Woman

Annabelle Wallis

Annabelle Wallis

Lina Smit

Zorro Sidloyi

Zorro Sidloyi

Limo Driver

Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi

Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi

Receptionist

Craig Macrae

Craig Macrae

Joris Henchman

Hennie Bosman

Hennie Bosman

Joris Henchman

Robert Wilfort

Robert Wilfort

Harold Lowsley

Clive Tyldesley

Clive Tyldesley

Football Announcer

Andy Townsend

Andy Townsend

Football Announcer

Clayton Evertson

Clayton Evertson

Young Guard

Affif Ben Badra

Affif Ben Badra

Spa Therapist

Stefano Pasianot

Stefano Pasianot

Bald Man

Jordi Castelló

Jordi Castelló

Head of Security

Michelene Deppe

Michelene Deppe

Chilean Bride

Mihhail Sibul

Mihhail Sibul

Security Guard

Raheem Sterling

Raheem Sterling

Himself / Raheem Sterling

Patrick John Walton

Patrick John Walton

German Fan

Danny Green

Danny Green

Cottee's Barman

Jamie Glassman

Jamie Glassman

Noam Popper

Alex Lowe

Alex Lowe

Policeman

Mark Theodore

Mark Theodore

Tigertail Security Officer

Anthony Hines

Anthony Hines

Giles Wareham

Eileen Davies

Eileen Davies

Mrs. Wearham (uncredited)

Ian McShane

Ian McShane

MI6 Spy Boss (uncredited)

Jude Poyer

Jude Poyer

Assassin (uncredited)

Zakk Pierce

Zakk Pierce

Kid in Pub (uncredited)

Joe Vaz

Joe Vaz

Supporter (uncredited)