All Cast
Ron Hall
Derek Washington
Mel Novak
Gustoff Slovak
Gerald Okamura
Master Kao
Rudy Ray Moore
Merry Birchfield
Samantha Morris (as Merry Everest)
Anthony Chow
Chadwick Pelletier
Elle Beyer
Vampire
Jon Fink
Jerry Curl Vampire
B.J. Smith
Zombie
Christian Milano
Hit Man
Keith Daniels
Big Snaps
Evan Katz
Patrol Cop 1
Brandy Bardeux
Jennifer Bartecchi
Secretary
Lon Beyer
Assassin
Ben Brown
Cheyenne Camille
Maurice Carriere
Officer Coleman
Shawn Cephas
Shadow Warrior 2
Bryant Cook
Mob Thug
Keith Daniels
Big Snaps
Tobias Daniels
Joe De Robbio
Spaghetti Cop
Eliah Gersti
Ilya Gorovatsky
Zahra Heydari
Vampirella
Ross Hoagland
Vampire Harrison
Gary Johnson
Evan H. Katz
Patrol Cop 1
Jesse Kitten
Barry Ray
Mitzi Knight
Ancient Female Vampire / Office Cop
Shin Koyamada
Club Hood
Niki Latrese
Tony Lawson
Patrol Cop 2
Cristian Lavin
Hit Man
Brad Maynard
Captain Baynard
Jeff McDonald
Ilaria Oaklander
Terminator Cop
Joe Pavoncordero
Slug / Office Cop
Robert Redfeather
Red Dog Blade Fighter
Keith Rosary
Leather Staff Fighter
Desi Singh
Gustoff Slovak's Lawyer
B.J. Smith
Zombie
Germain Soto
McKay Stewart
Spike
Steve Thorpe
Adrian Vatsky
Edwin Villa
Party Kicker
Eric Von Kritlow
Captain Hall
Bobby Waldron
SWAT Detective
Megan Walls
April Williams
Dwey Wong
Boss Wang