J.K. Simmons
Candidate Welles
Ralf Moeller
Officier John
Chris Spencer
Officer Greg
Larry Thomas
Osama Bin Ladin
Lindsay Hollister
Recorder
Brent Mendenhall
George W. Bush
Vincent James Desiderio Jr.
Vince Desiderio
Jonathan Bruce
Harry the Wheelchair Guy
Carrie Genzel
Reporter Gayle
Geoff Gustafson
Morning Show Host
Marlaina Stewartt
Older Lady in Audience
Michael Robinson
Seminar Speaker
Zachary Webb
Parking Guard
William Veroni
Baby in Carriage
Christine Lippa
TV Host #1
Reese Alexander
Police Officer
Steffen Mennekes
Ass-Kissing Employee
Michael Gordin Shore
Man Shopper
Richard Ian Cox
Coffee Customer
Mike Dopud
Security Guard #1
Ed Anders
Security Guard #2
Michael Eklund
Disgruntled Man
Robert Clarke
IRS Agent #2
Richard Faraci
Plane Passenger #1
Bryan C. Knight
Plane Passenger #2
David Ward
Gluttco Singing Employee #1
Patrick Bahrich
Gluttco Singing Employee #2
Julia Sandberg Hansson
Mitzi
Brock Johnson
Creepy Masturbating Guy
Nicolette Bujdos
Little Germany Staff Hot Woman #1
Brandie Coe
Little Germany Staff Hot Woman #2
Doris Blomgren
Old Woman Bomb Maker
Andrea Stefancikova
Little Germany Staff Hot Woman (uncredited)
Gareth Von Kallenbach
Man Killed by Falling Crowbar (uncredited)