All Cast

Paget Brewster

Paget Brewster

Julianne

Neil Barton

Neil Barton

Sam Saperstein

Ashley Head

Ashley Head

Anomalie

Eric Hoffman

Eric Hoffman

Harvey Hirschberg

Brian Krow

Brian Krow

Memento Guy

Darren Keefe Reiher

Darren Keefe Reiher

Johnny Vince

Averill Kessee

Averill Kessee

Surprise Chocolate Lover

Jeanelle Smith

Jeanelle Smith

Heather Picture

Saba Homayoon

Saba Homayoon

Heather (voice)

Jason Mewes

Jason Mewes

Answering Machine (voice)

Gregory Gifford Giles

Gregory Gifford Giles

Company of Men Guy / Gay Husband / Understanding Husband

Nicolas Read

Nicolas Read

Unintelligible Cockney Guy #1

Darren Richardson

Darren Richardson

Unintelligible Cockney Guy #2

Paul Goebel

Paul Goebel

Crime Boss

Allan Wayne Anderson

Allan Wayne Anderson

Creepy Cowboy

Beverly Lynne

Beverly Lynne

Hot Blonde Lesbian #1

Rebecca Riken

Rebecca Riken

Hot Brunette Lesbian

Oliver Vogt

Oliver Vogt

Filthy Mysterious Bum

Manolo Travieso

Manolo Travieso

El Mariachi Guy

Philip Zlotorynski

Philip Zlotorynski

White Guy

Liam Hearne

Liam Hearne

Hitler

Pauly Shore

Pauly Shore

Self

Jasna Meshko

Jasna Meshko

Hot Blonde Lesbian #2

Rob Schrab

Rob Schrab

Bald Genius

Abraham Kleiman

Abraham Kleiman

Rabbi Eyns

Henri Lubatti

Henri Lubatti

Rabbi Tsvey

Dan Mirvish

Dan Mirvish

Rabbi Dray

Claudia Katz

Claudia Katz

Bound Secretary

Robert Eaton

Robert Eaton

Creepy Security Guard

Bob Odenkirk

Bob Odenkirk

Steve

Pete Jones

Pete Jones

Self

Woodie Wade

Woodie Wade

Undercover Cop

Jimmy Ryan

Jimmy Ryan

Malkovich Man

Amy Keranen

Amy Keranen

Confused Chick

Regina Berger

Regina Berger

Running German Girl (Lola)

Hope Levy

Hope Levy

Greek Wedding Girl

Neil Dooley

Neil Dooley

Greek Father

Chi Chi Navarro

Chi Chi Navarro

Greek Grandma

John Fortson

John Fortson

Spader

David Douglas

David Douglas

Spike

Clint Howard

Clint Howard

The Mechanic

Robert Ciresi Jr

Robert Ciresi Jr

Greek Husband

Neil Hopkins

Neil Hopkins

Lanky Man

Brittney Skye

Brittney Skye

Bar Girl #1

Heather Korn

Heather Korn

Bar Girl #2

Julie Strain

Julie Strain

Self

Dan Heinan

Dan Heinan

Toxic Avenger

Chris Gore

Chris Gore

Gimp / Mexican Standoff Extra

Ward Roberts

Ward Roberts

Boy Scout

Lizzy Strain

Lizzy Strain

Orgy Girl

John Tamaki

John Tamaki

Midget, Dwarf, Little Person

Michelle Molchanov

Michelle Molchanov

Female Dancer

Karen Lamarche Roberto

Karen Lamarche Roberto

Female Dancer

Andrea Bogart

Andrea Bogart

Female Dancer

Claudia Velasco

Claudia Velasco

Female Dancer

Jamie Allen

Jamie Allen

Male Dancer

Justin Deater

Justin Deater

Male Dancer

Dennis Kyle

Dennis Kyle

Male Dancer

Kyle Bruich

Kyle Bruich

Male Dancer

Caroline Rivers

Caroline Rivers

Girl in a Tutu with a Gun

Jim Agnew

Jim Agnew

Mexican Standoff Extra

Mark Bell

Mark Bell

Mexican Standoff Extra

Eric Campos

Eric Campos

Mexican Standoff Extra

Megan Ford

Megan Ford

Mexican Standoff Extra

Michael Muzerall

Michael Muzerall

Mexican Standoff Extra

Chris Roach

Chris Roach

Mexican Standoff Extra

Brian Rowe

Brian Rowe

Mexican Standoff Extra

Jon Schnepp

Jon Schnepp

Mexican Standoff Extra

David Glanzer

David Glanzer

Mexican Standoff Extra

Spencer Grove

Spencer Grove

Mexican Standoff Extra

David Wiggins

David Wiggins

Mexican Standoff Extra