All Cast
Debbie Rochon
Miss Johnson
Rachael Robbins
Jenny
Thomas Edward Seymour
Gil
Sheri Lynn
Lucy
Phil Hall
Professor Shipwreck
Dick Boland
Dr. Zartan
Carmine Capobianco
Coach Smith
Margaret Rose Champagne
Scarlet
Robert Cosgrove Jr.
Chef Death
Russ Russo
Ike
Natalie LaSpina
Sharon
Jack Flaherty
Todd
Matt Ford
Gary
Natasha Nielson
Lonnie
Dana Fay Ensalata
Sam
Sarah Dauber
Mercedes
Kate Gorman
Peaches
David James Sheehan
The Great Beardo
Bruce Seymour
Community College Commander
Phil Guerette
Jay "Dela" DelaCheverte
Amy Pelletier
Lady J
Naomi Grace
Falcon
Lindsey Jacob
Juicy Pinkerton
Tim Kulig
Richard Pouch
Eric Michael Schrader
Disc Jockey
Thor
Himself