All Cast
James Balsamo
Rod Davis
Jeff Kim
Hairy Chu
Jason Mewes
Jason Mewes
Irwin Keyes
Kletus Thorne
James Duval
Detective Alex Hoyt
Theodus Crane
Mavis Bayle
Tuesday Knight
Wednesday
Nick Principe
Russell
Debbie Rochon
Madame Sheena
Doug Sakmann
Eric Paulson
Jasmin St. Claire
Officer Crystal Rexington
Edward X. Young
Professor Benjamin Jackal
Frank Mullen
The Man with the Golden Hand
John Carl Buechler
Detective Martin Spangler
Robert Arensen
Officer Bob McQueen
Adam Ahlbrandt
Hooper
Massimiliano Cerchi
Kip Kensington
Caleb Emerson
Jilm Jilm
Tim Ritter
Harold Black
Tim Dax
Zingo
John Link
Gorton
Johnny Legend
Merlin Thundercok
Jennifer Banko
Buffy Flenderhawk
Kevin Van Hentenryck
Detective Timothy Brennan
Genoveva Rossi
Mia
Joel M. Reed
Joel
Darian Caine
Vicky
Donald Farmer
Martin White
Carmine Capobianco
Detective Murray Dink
Aurelian Smith Jr.
Self
Shannon Mann
Roxanne
Kara Hankard
Donna
Robert Youngren
Officer Bob Madison
Bob Socci
Officer Bob Dean
Haley Ott
Tina
Christopher Ott
Kurt
Jerrell Jones
Mego
Swan Olivera
Swan
Vincent Notice
Harold Livingston
Mike O'Mahony
Willie
John Karyus
Dr. Nathaniel Millmen
Alaine Huntington
Rita Barnes
Alexander Larkin
Cheese Grater Mickey
Dennis Carter Jr.
Hoods
Anthony Fym
Shotgun Barry
David Heath
Vampire Steve
Xavier Fan
Larry Chu
Scott Hallam
David
Michael Shershenovich
Donnie
Dan E. Danger
Hank the 4th
Dustin Boltjes
Crazy Larry
Jessee Matracia
Heather
Danny Karron
Spritzer
Billy Walsh
Joey
Antonio Luchesi Mazzo
Martinez
Dave Stein
Coke Mule 1
Seregon O'Dassey
Victoria
Brenna Gwyn Snowe
Cartel Girl
Annie Capobianco
Doctor Karen
Gregg Casarona
Cartel Guy
Dustin Mattson
Kansas Man
Christon Haston
Hernia Jones