All Cast
Ken Shapiro
Ko-ko / Boss / 'Near You' Singer / Robert Elgin / Mahetma Yenta / Lionel Elgin / Dancing Man
Chevy Chase
The Fingers / Geritan / Four Leaf Clover
Richard Belzer
Rodriguez / Leo Batfish / The President / The Hooker
Buzzy Linhart
The Hitchhiker
Richmond Baier
The Girl
Berkeley Harris
The Rich Guy
Jennifer Welles
The Geritan Girl
Dennis Helfend
Food for Thought
Mary Mendum
Sex Olympics
Martin Kove
Butz Beer