All Cast

Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher

Tom Stansfield

Tara Reid

Tara Reid

Lisa Taylor

Andy Richter

Andy Richter

Red Taylor

Jeffrey Tambor

Jeffrey Tambor

Ken

Michael Madsen

Michael Madsen

T.J.

Jon Abrahams

Jon Abrahams

Paul

David Koechner

David Koechner

Speed

Carmen Electra

Carmen Electra

Tina

Molly Shannon

Molly Shannon

Audrey Bennett

Terence Stamp

Terence Stamp

Jack Taylor

Betty Linde

Betty Linde

Coffee Customer

Mark Aisbett

Mark Aisbett

Commuter

Tyler Labine

Tyler Labine

Spike

Ryan Zwick

Ryan Zwick

Delivery Boy

Patrick Cranshaw

Patrick Cranshaw

Old Man

Angela Little

Angela Little

Sheryl

Ron Selmour

Ron Selmour

Darryl

Kenan Thompson

Kenan Thompson

Hans

Charlotte Zucker

Charlotte Zucker

Gertrude

Jim Byrnes

Jim Byrnes

George

Ever Carradine

Ever Carradine

Julie

Dan Joffre

Dan Joffre

Smith

Tim Henry

Tim Henry

Jones

Link Baker

Link Baker

Paramedic

Carmen Aguirre

Carmen Aguirre

Executive #1

Mark McConchie

Mark McConchie

Executive #2

Susan Breslau

Susan Breslau

Executive #3

Tongo Ma

Tongo Ma

Thai Bus Driver

Henry Mah

Henry Mah

Thai Bus Passenger

Dave Foley

Dave Foley

Henderson (uncredited)

Marcy Goldberg

Marcy Goldberg

Blind Woman (uncredited)