Ron Jeremy
Crackwood Pastor
Lloyd Kaufman
Adolph Hitler
Roberto Lombardi
Anchorman / Sleazy Business Man
Scott Churchson
Concession Thief
Isaac Williams
Hotel Caretaker
Newt Wallen
Moochie the Disco Pimp / Redneck / Paul
Julie Anne Prescott
Vampire
Justin Silverman
Big Boss / Slick Meister
Lamar Bumbrey
Lamar (The South Will RISE Again segment)
Happy Goldsplatt
Theater patron
Mister Lobo
Mayor Mancheese
Kristy Richman
Punk Girl (COIN SLOTS), Tina (BLACK FRIDAY)