All Cast

Ron Jeremy
Crackwood Pastor

Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert

Lloyd Kaufman
Adolph Hitler

Roberto Lombardi
Anchorman / Sleazy Business Man

Andrew W.K.
Theater Voice
Scott Churchson
Concession Thief

Edward X. Young
Whitman

Genoveva Rossi
Gen
Isaac Williams
Hotel Caretaker
Newt Wallen
Moochie the Disco Pimp / Redneck / Paul

Lemmy Kilmister
Lemmy

Yelena Sabel
Crack Whore

Julie Anne Prescott
Vampire

Alessandra Ameen

Justin Silverman
Big Boss / Slick Meister
Lamar Bumbrey
Lamar (The South Will RISE Again segment)

Happy Goldsplatt
Theater patron
Mister Lobo
Mayor Mancheese
Frank Patterson
Cop
Crystal Quin
Various
Kristy Richman
Punk Girl (COIN SLOTS), Tina (BLACK FRIDAY)
