The Kiss
Jan 01 2008
•2h 43m
•Romance, Horror, Comedy
Young Jeremy's life is a daily slog through teenage hell -- his only shields are his iPod and his sour attitude. He doesn't even know that change is possible, let alone that it is coming... that it is inevitable, that it is... his fate. He's about to stumble into an ancient feud between two warring vampyre clans... Santa Maria, the forgotten Queen of the Clan of the Snake has been imprisoned and left for dead in a shallow grave in the desert of Hell.
Cast
See allLourdes Reynolds
Santa Maria
Lendon LeMelle
Jeremy
Valerie Richards
Angela Rachelle
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