All Cast
Eddie Deezen
Menlo Schwartzer
Linda Kerridge
Sparkle / Florinda Budnick
Terry Kiser
Mr. O'Finley
Eric Stoltz
Chuck
Jeffrey Rogers
Bob
Lyle Waggoner
Chief Boyardee
Lucinda Dooling
Lindy Sue
Peter Isacksen
Beaker
Corinne Bohrer
Cindy Lou
Morgan Paull
Chuck's Dad
Ruth Buzzi
Chuck's Mom
Cleavon Little
Daddy O
Carol Wayne
Mrs. O'Finley
Biff Manard
Bob's Father
Tom Villard
Jocko O'Finley
Lucy Lee Flippin
Mrs. Big Head
Brinke Stevens
Student Fan (uncredited)
Joy Michael
Hot Potato #1
Britt Helfer
Hot Potato #2
Ralph Seymour
Becker
Ron Palillo
Deputy Underwear
Dick Dale
Himself