All Cast
Robert Loggia
Sheriff Wilson
Charles Durning
Santa Claus
Tony Todd
God
Dustin Diamond
Oliver Jaffe
Wilson Jermaine Heredia
Satan
Rachael Robbins
Leslie Van Houten
Suzi Lorraine
Candy Van Houten
Ken Del Vecchio
Judge DeMitro
Melantha Blackthorne
Susan Van Houten
Seregon O'Dassey
Rosalie Van Houten
Jamie White
Patricia Van Houten
Dennis L.A. White
Chris Walker
Deirdre Lorenz
Carly
Rich Lounello
Frank Frisch
Arthur Colombino
White Jesus