All Cast
Angus Macfadyen
Bill Plummer
Lauren Holly
Daphne Widesecker
Lacey Chabert
Faruza
Angelo Spizzirri
Tom Ethot
Jill Bennett
Marcy
Steffany Huckaby
Casey Ethot
Harrison Young
John
Rachel Dratch
Counter Monkey
Jason Mewes
Counter Monkey
Sascha Knopf
Amity
Deena Dill
Alexis Plummer
Meat Loaf
Dale
Billy Zane
Marvin
Nichole Lennstrom
Hotel Clerk
Timothy Patrick Cavanaugh
Bartender
Eddie Bauman
Crossing Guard
Ben Scott
Church Muscle
Frank O'Neill
Big Cock Manager
Athene Noelle