All Cast
Corin Nemec
Tom
David Faustino
Ben
Jason Mewes
Quebert
Jason Marsden
Wendell
Lacey Chabert
Cindy
Edward Furlong
Tye
Cecily Gambrell
Julie
Michael DeLorenzo
Rocko
Andy Dick
Patrick
Danny Trejo
Shady
Edward Bunker
Big Joe
Robert Rodriguez
Mr. Lewis
Page Falkinburg Jr.
Sleezy Guy
Gina DeVettori
Carly
Ted Raimi
Special Agent Brown
Colby Kane
Special Agent Houston
Jennifer Finnigan
Morgan
Maurice Chasse
Agent
Sammy Montero
Waiter
Michael Rivkin
Ryan
Rachael Bella
Lindsey
Kincaid Walker
Flight Attendant
Maeve Quinlan
Sarah
Rebecca Thomas
Teenage Fan
Johnny Barajas
Kid #2
Emily Freeman
Billie
Gavin Grissom
Arnie
Camille Rousseau
Bartender
Fallon Taylor
Bobbie
Debbie Trejo
Casting Director
Binky van Bilderbeek
Schwarzenegger / Connery (voice)
Gilbert Trejo
Kid #1