All Cast
Carrot Top
Edison
Courtney Thorne-Smith
Natalie Stockwell
Larry Miller
Bradford McMillan
Raquel Welch
Grace Kosik
Mystro Clark
Ty
Jack Plotnick
Zak
Jack Warden
Armand McMillan
Estelle Harris
Ms. Krubavitch
Bill Erwin
Landers
M. Emmet Walsh
Freemont
Jack McGee
Harlan Granger
Fred Stoller
Toby McMillan Gate Guard
Taylor Negron
Mr Withermeyer
Rance Howard
Rev. Hatley
Glenn Shadix
Larry
Jack Riley
Condom Boss
Mark Kriski
Newscaster
Cindy Margolis
Tennis Instructor
Little Richard
Himself
