Bruce Willis
Narrator (voice)
Jason Alexander
North's Dad
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
North's Mom
Abe Vigoda
Alaskan Grandpa
Donavon Dietz
Assistant Coach
Glenn Walker Harris Jr.
Jeffrey Smith
Tony T. Johnson
Steve Johnson
Carmela Rappazzo
Receptionist
Jordan Jacobson
Vice President
Rafale Yermazyan
Austrian Dancer
Alan Rachins
Defense Attorney
Danielle Burgio
Texas Dancer
Bryan Anthony
Texas Dancer
Carmit Bachar
Texas Dancer
Krista Buonauro
Texas Dancer
Chad Everett Allen
Texas Dancer
Stefanie Roos
Texas Dancer
Donovan Keith Hesser
Texas Dancer
Jenifer Strovas
Texas Dancer
Christopher D. Childers
Texas Dancer
James Harkness
Texas Dancer
Sebastian La Cause
Texas Dancer
Lydia E. Merritt
Texas Dancer
Kelly Shenefiel
Texas Dancer
Gil Janklowicz
Man on Beach
Maud Winchester
Stewart's Mom
Fritz Sperberg
Stewart's Dad
Robert Rigamonti
D.C. Reporter
Alexander Godunov
Amish Dad
George Cheung
Chinese Barber
Lucy Lin
Female Newscaster
Scarlett Johansson
Laura Nelson
Dan Grimaldi
Hot-Dog Vendor
Wendle Josepher
Ticket Agent
Adam Zweibel
Kid in Airport
Matthew Horn
Kid in Airport
Sarah Martineck
Kid in Airport
Brian Levinson
Kid in Airport
D.L. Shroder
Federal Express Agent
Rene Beard
Parent (uncredited)
Blair Bell
Gun Spinner (uncredited)
Brother Eden Douglas
New York City Pimp (uncredited)
Darren Ross
Mall Shopper (uncredited)
Theodore Carl Soderberg
Monk (uncredited)
Nick Taylor
Newsman (uncredited)
Gena Vazquez
Jogger on the Beach (uncredited)
Jim Great Elk Waters
Eskimo Father (uncredited)
Michael Werckle
Amish Brother (uncredited)