All Cast
Woody Allen
Tex Cowley
Sharon Stone
Candy Cowley
Alfonso Arau
Dr. Amado
Brian Brophy
CNN Reporter
Maria Grazia Cucinotta
Desi
Cheech Marin
Mayor Machado
David Schwimmer
Father Leo Jerome
Kiefer Sutherland
Officer Bobo
Andy Dick
Father Buñuel
Fran Drescher
Sister Frida
Lou Diamond Phillips
Officer Alfonso
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Flaco
Eddie Griffin
Sediento
Daisy White
Conchata Ortiz
Elliott Gould
Father LaCage
Mía Maestro
Enrique Castillo
Grasiento
Lupe Ontiveros
Constancia
Pepe Serna
Florencio
Angélica Aragón
Dolores
Jackie Guerra
Meche
