All Cast

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Tex Cowley

Sharon Stone

Sharon Stone

Candy Cowley

Alfonso Arau

Alfonso Arau

Dr. Amado

Brian Brophy

Brian Brophy

CNN Reporter

Maria Grazia Cucinotta

Maria Grazia Cucinotta

Desi

Cheech Marin

Cheech Marin

Mayor Machado

David Schwimmer

David Schwimmer

Father Leo Jerome

Kiefer Sutherland

Kiefer Sutherland

Officer Bobo

Andy Dick

Andy Dick

Father Buñuel

Fran Drescher

Fran Drescher

Sister Frida

Lou Diamond Phillips

Lou Diamond Phillips

Officer Alfonso

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Flaco

Eddie Griffin

Eddie Griffin

Sediento

Daisy White

Daisy White

Conchata Ortiz

Elliott Gould

Elliott Gould

Father LaCage

Mía Maestro

Mía Maestro

Enrique Castillo

Enrique Castillo

Grasiento

Lupe Ontiveros

Lupe Ontiveros

Constancia

Pepe Serna

Pepe Serna

Florencio

Angélica Aragón

Angélica Aragón

Dolores

Jackie Guerra

Jackie Guerra

Meche

Jon Huertas

Jon Huertas

Paulo