All Cast
Troye Sivan
Spud
John Cleese
The Guv
Caspar Lee
Garlic
Sven Ruygrok
"Rambo" Clark
Byron Langley
Simon Brown
Blessing Xaba
"Fatty" Sibeko
Tom Burne
Vern "Blackadder" (as Thomas Burne)
Travis Hornsby
"Boggo" Greenstein
Genna Blair
Mermaid
Alex McGregor
Christine
Aaron McIlroy
Dad Milton
Julie Summers
Mom Milton
Brenda Ngxoli
Innocence
Christine Le Brocq
Wombat
Graham Weir
Viking
André Jacobs
New Glock
Ben Vos
Mr Lilly
Mvelisi Mvandaba
"Meany" Dlamini
Laura Santoni
Librarian
Grant Swanby
Frank
Sonia Esgueira
Amber
Lizette Brewis
Myrtle
Luke Tyler
Norman Whiteside
Jonathan Briedenhann
Gavin
Mat Caldecott
Smarmy Lawyer
Cameron Williams
Thinny
Janu Lourens
"Plump" Graham
James Strahlendorf
Sidewinder
Ziyaad Gaibie
Stutterton
Matthew Burman
Rowdy
Anelisa Sintu
Meg Ryan's Son
Mathew Alves
Egg White
Michelle Bruno
Art Teacher
Martin Mostert
Bishop
Francis Chouler
Tipsy Man