All Cast
Caroline Carter
Hitch Hiker
Julia Tortolano
Amy Franks
Venus Terzo
Pam Franks
Johnathon Schaech
Mike Franks
Myron Natwick
Samuel Madison III
Esme Lambert
Nancy Arnold
Abraham Jedidiah
Jared Barkish
Saul Rubinek
Professor Harkinson
Patrick Keating
Minister
Wendy Donaldson
Chubby Waitress
Daniel Cudmore
Deputy #2
Joel Wirkkunen
Washingtonian #1
Chris Kalhoon
Washingtonian #2