Andy Dick
The Slasher (voice)
Abigail Wright
The Reporter
Barbara Nedeljakova
Herself
Dave Bautista
The Drug Dealer #1
Danny Trejo
The Drug Dealer #2
Marisa Lauren
The Stripper
Brooke Hogan
The Reality Star
Frank Collison
The KA Leader
Franklin Ruehl
Dinner Guest
Amanda Fields
Masked Slasher
Martin Owen
Reality Show Director / Agent (Voice) / Critics (Voices) / Man on Street
Elizabeth Morris
The Heiress
Daniel Sollinger
Attorney (Voice)
James Heikkila
Man Outside Party
Louis Dezseran
Heiress Father
Cassandra Surina
Woman on Street
