All Cast

Andy Dick

Andy Dick

The Slasher (voice)

Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton

The Actress

Eric Roberts

Eric Roberts

The Mayor

Abigail Wright

Abigail Wright

The Reporter

Tori Black

Tori Black

The Teen Mom

Carlee Baker

Carlee Baker

Herself

Barbara Nedeljakova

Barbara Nedeljakova

Herself

Ashlynn Yennie

Ashlynn Yennie

Herself

Dave Bautista

Dave Bautista

The Drug Dealer #1

Danny Trejo

Danny Trejo

The Drug Dealer #2

Marisa Lauren

Marisa Lauren

The Stripper

Brooke Hogan

Brooke Hogan

The Reality Star

Drake Bell

Drake Bell

The Pop Star

Frank Collison

Frank Collison

The KA Leader

Tim Burke

Tim Burke

The Producer

Allison Kyler

Allison Kyler

Herself

William Nicol

William Nicol

CBuzz Host

Jane Noble

Jane Noble

Heiress Mother

Andrew de Burgh

Andrew de Burgh

Waiter

Franklin Ruehl

Franklin Ruehl

Dinner Guest

Amanda Fields

Amanda Fields

Masked Slasher

Martin Owen

Martin Owen

Reality Show Director / Agent (Voice) / Critics (Voices) / Man on Street

Elizabeth Morris

Elizabeth Morris

The Heiress

Daniel Sollinger

Daniel Sollinger

Attorney (Voice)

James Heikkila

James Heikkila

Man Outside Party

Louis Dezseran

Louis Dezseran

Heiress Father

Larry Wrentz

Larry Wrentz

Camera Man

Simon Nagel

Simon Nagel

Man on Street

Cassandra Surina

Cassandra Surina

Woman on Street