All Cast
Mel Smith
Rocco Melonchek
Bob Nelson
Jacques
John Turturro
Roland T. Flakfizer
Teri Copley
Tina
George De La Pena
Roberto Volare
John Savident
Edmund Lazlo
Spike Alexander
Alan Grant
Juliana Donald
Lisa Le Baron (as Juli Donald)
Nancy Marchand
Lillian Oglethorpe
Eddie Griffin
Messenger
Katherine LaNasa
Dancer #1
Franklin Cover
Doctor
Thomas Mikal Ford
Cop
Matthew Sussman
Cop
Billy Beck
Janitor
Sam Krachmalnick
Conductor