All Cast
Pierrino Mascarino
Uncle Nino
Joe Mantegna
Robert Micelli
Anne Archer
Marie Micelli
Trevor Morgan
Bobby Micelli
Duke Doyle
Bones
Daniel Adebayo
Joey
Gia Mantegna
Gina
Gianfranco Landi
Italian Truck Driver
Abby Sher
Pet Store Worker
John Judd
Store Worker
Michael Stahl-David
Craig
Shanésia Davis
Lorita (as Shane Williams)
Maureen Gallagher
Ellen
Jessica Szohr
MC
Lucia Guzzardi
Italian Woman
Marilyn Dodds Frank
Store Customer
Ned Schmidtke
Executive
Freeman Coffey
Police Officer
Ian Belknap
John Cummings (as Ian Bellknap)
Keegan-Michael Key
Stranger in Airport
Margaret Kusterman
Sample Lady
Dale Rivera
Limo Driver
Ora Jones
Pinched Grocery Store Customer
Krista Lally
Bathroom M/U
Mindy Bell
Bonnie
Gary Houston
Jerry
Stefano Bizzarri
Italian Postman
