Cassandra Scerbo
Nova Clarke
Tara Reid
April Dawn Wexler-Shepard
Ryan Whitney
Claudia Sheperd
David Hasselhoff
Gilbert Grayson Sheperd
Mark Cuban
President of the United States
Michael Winslow
Brian Jones
Michelle Beadle
Agent Argyle
Christopher Judge
Lead Agent Model
Lorenzo Lamas
Sergeant Rock
Bill Engvall
Gary Martin Hays
Jackie Collins
Jackie Collins
Cindy Margolis
Ms. Litella
Robert Klein
Mayor of New York
Penn Jillette
Lieutenant Colonel Stylo
Holly Madison
Lieutenant Harrison
Erika Jordan
Harleen Quinn (uncredited)
Steve Guttenberg
Colton West
George R. R. Martin
George R. R. Martin
Anthony C. Ferrante
NASA Launch Director Marymee
Kathie Lee Gifford
Kathy Lee Gifford
Oliver Kalkofe
Roller Coaster Rider
Peter Rütten
Roller Coaster Rider
Maryse Mizanin
Officer Davis
Bruno Salomone
René Joubert
Marc Maron
Club Promoter (Uncredited)
Genevieve Morton
Guest at the White House
Anthony Weiner
NASA Director Regina
Chris Kirkpatrick
Lifeguard
Gerald 'Slink' Johnson
Lieutenant Jared
Ann Coulter
Vice President Sonia Buck
Kellita Smith
Sergeant Roberta Warren
Maria Menounos
C.J. Sorkin
Reza Farahan
Park Police Guard #1
Ryan Kerrigan
Technician Garber
Renée Willett
Technician Hammer
Michael Bolten
Steve the Ride Attendant
Ron Starrantino
Private Kelly
Brad Keselowski
Brad Keselowski
