Colin Cantlie
Narrator (voice)
Stephen Quay
Ipson Fallari
Timothy Quay
Pulat Fallari
Monica Hyde
Woman using phone
Keith Pendlebury
Allia Fallanx
Marcia Pendlebury
Starling Fallanx
Adejbo Nkasaggi
Ardenaur Fallatter
John Wilson
Astraham Fallbute
Rod Stoneman
Vacete Fallbutus / Tolley Falluger
Leslie Wilson
Loosely Fallbute
Chris Rodriquez
Mr. C. Unroderiguez
Kenneth Breese
Vassian Falluger
Herbert Mullinger
Mr. Herbert Armada
Lucy Skeaping
Pollie Fallory
Christine Metcalfe
Mrs. C. Fretcalfe
Christopher Metcalfe
Mr. C. Fretcalfe
Lilian Mullinger
Mrs. Lily Armada
Alderich Asonbryl
Crasstranger Fallqueue
John W. Hyde
Armeror Fallstag
Christopher Williams
Romanese Fallracce's son
J.J. Czipri
Romanese Fallracce's son
Peter Greenaway
Interviewer