All Cast
Chris Elliott
Chris
Chance Bassett
Cindy
Jimmy Butts
No Brain
Eyde Byrde
Peggy
George Ede
Blocker
Seth Green
Danny
Beth Holland
Shirley
Gary Klar
Zack
Lucy Landau
Aunt Lucy
Gina Martin
Melissa
Antonia Rey
Mrs. Diaz
Bob Elliott
The Vendor
David Letterman
Self
Joseph Amodei
Owen
Chuck Cooper
Cop
Drummond Erskine
Abe Lincoln