All Cast

Lee Tergesen

Lee Tergesen

Bryan Millers

Reno Wilson

Reno Wilson

Money Maker

Lauren Stamile

Lauren Stamile

Lenore Millers

Joyce Bulifant

Joyce Bulifant

Edna Millers

Laura-Leigh

Laura-Leigh

Kim Millers

Cameron Van Hoy

Cameron Van Hoy

Jamie Dempsy

Margaret Cho

Margaret Cho

Brown Finger

Akon

Akon

Himself

Michael Blackson

Michael Blackson

Fake Akon

Ray Abruzzo

Ray Abruzzo

Dalmat

Barbara Moore

Barbara Moore

Dirty Lady

Kelly Noonan

Kelly Noonan

Flight Attendant

Matt Knudsen

Matt Knudsen

Fireman

Lauren Gores

Lauren Gores

News Reporter

Monty Cox

Monty Cox

Old Man

Andrew Bowen

Andrew Bowen

Doctor

Julia Kate Rappaport

Julia Kate Rappaport

Little Girl

Danny Jacobs

Danny Jacobs

Pharmacist

Da'Vone McDonald

Da'Vone McDonald

Store Manager

Whitmer Thomas

Whitmer Thomas

Joe

Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg

Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg

Herself

Donnie Wahlberg

Donnie Wahlberg

Himself

Eli Bildner

Eli Bildner

Stoner #1

Ben Pace

Ben Pace

Stoner #2

JC Coccoli

JC Coccoli

Party Girl #1

Krista Kalmus

Krista Kalmus

Party Girl #2

Deborah Herrera

Deborah Herrera

Party Girl #3

Harel Calderon

Harel Calderon

Party Patron #1

Jake McLean

Jake McLean

Jimmy

Sam Upton

Sam Upton

Albanian Thug #1

Ido Mor

Ido Mor

Albanian Thug #2

Nick Hermz

Nick Hermz

Albanian Thug #3

Koby Azarly

Koby Azarly

Albanian Thug #4

Nick Gracer

Nick Gracer

Albanian Thug #5

Ken Mareno

Ken Mareno

Albanian Thug #6

Marianne Taylor

Marianne Taylor

Receptionist

Deborah Baker Jr.

Deborah Baker Jr.

Sue

Lukas Haas

Lukas Haas

Buddy #1

Ethan Suplee

Ethan Suplee

Buddy #2

Nik Dodani

Nik Dodani

Raja

Bonny

Bonny

All 3 Shih Tzus (uncredited)

Paxton the Dog

Paxton the Dog

Aggressive Warehouse Dog (uncredited)

Robert L. Wilson

Robert L. Wilson

Mr. Vialis (uncredited)

Jennifer Rikert Wolski

Jennifer Rikert Wolski

Shopper (uncredited)

Sian Vilaire

Sian Vilaire

Housekeeper (uncredited)

Luca Belloiu

Luca Belloiu

Albanian Thug #7 (uncredited)

Aleksey Solodov

Aleksey Solodov

Albanian Thug #8 (uncredited)