All Cast

Michael Clarke Duncan

Michael Clarke Duncan

Cleon Salmon

Jay Chandrasekhar

Jay Chandrasekhar

Nuts

Kevin Heffernan

Kevin Heffernan

Rich Parente

Steve Lemme

Steve Lemme

Connor

Erik Stolhanske

Erik Stolhanske

Guy

Paul Soter

Paul Soter

Dave / Donnie

Cobie Smulders

Cobie Smulders

Tara

Will Forte

Will Forte

Horace the Lone Diner

Carla Gallo

Carla Gallo

Stacy

April Bowlby

April Bowlby

Mia

Jeff Chase

Jeff Chase

Anthony

Michael Yurchak

Michael Yurchak

Jamie the Line Chef

Nat Faxon

Nat Faxon

Carl the Manager

Olivia Munn

Olivia Munn

Samara Dubois

Jolie Martin

Jolie Martin

Waitress

Vivica A. Fox

Vivica A. Fox

Nutella

Morgan Fairchild

Morgan Fairchild

Morgan Fairchild

Lance Henriksen

Lance Henriksen

Dick Lobo

Carrie Clifford

Carrie Clifford

Patty the Hostess

Rosalie Ward

Rosalie Ward

Merlot Customer

Marc Evan Jackson

Marc Evan Jackson

Dry Sac Customer

Sendhil Ramamurthy

Sendhil Ramamurthy

Marlon Spencer

Koji Kataoka

Koji Kataoka

Mr. Yamamuri

Smith Cho

Smith Cho

Translator

Gillian Vigman

Gillian Vigman

The Escort

Michael Weaver

Michael Weaver

The John

Avi Rothman

Avi Rothman

Steve Lemmaducci

Candace Smith

Candace Smith

Mrs. Eva Salmon Parente

Jim Gaffigan

Jim Gaffigan

Stanley Bellin

Sam Redford

Sam Redford

British Guy

Jim Rash

Jim Rash

Disgusted Businessman