Suzanne Danielle
Emmannuelle Prevert
Kenneth Williams
Emile Prevert
Kenneth Connor
Leyland / voice of Harry Hernia
Peter Butterworth
Richmond
Larry Dann
Theodore Valentine
Victor Maddern
Man in Launderette
Dino Shafeek
Immigration Officer
Eric Barker
Ancient General
James Fagan
Concorde Steward
Tricia Newby
Surgery Nurse
Robert Dorning
The Prime Minister
Steve Plytas
Arabian Official
Michael Nightingale
Police Commissioner
Claire Davenport
Blonde in Pub
Llewellyn Rees
Lord Chief Justice
Jack Lynn
Admiral of the Fleet
Norman Mitchell
Drunken Husband
Deborah Brayshaw
French Buxom Blonde
John Hallet
Substitute Football Player
Gertan Klauber
German Soldier
Howard Nelson
Harry Hernia
Bruce Wyllie
Football Referee
Marianne Maskell
Maternity Nurse
Philip Clifton
Injured Footballer
Stanley McGeagh
Fleet Street Journalist
Corbet Woodall
I.T.N. Newscaster
Neville Ware
Second Reporter
Nick White
Booked Footballer
Tim Brinton
BBC Newscaster
Bill Hutchinson
First Reporter
Jane Norman
Third Reporter
Barrie Holland
V.I.P. (uncredited)